I know we whine a lot about equality, but that doesn’t mean we want to be like men in every way. Most women are quite happy that we aren’t men. We just want you to realize, despite our differences, women are just as DESERVING of respect as you all are. Overall those women have got it pretty good. Sure there are some drawbacks, but the perks make it easier to endure all that crap while we work on making things right.
1. Four words: Women and children first.
Fires, disaster evacuations, sinking ships: A few of the rare times women get off first.
2. When we love a celebrity, we’re groupies.
Men are stalkers.
3. Crying works for almost everything.
Speeding tickets, fights, and household chores. Tears are magic.
4. Free drinks, free dinners.
Enough said.
5. We can kiss our best friend and no one thinks we’re gay.
Actually, they’d like to record it if we don’t mind.
6. Makeup
Women can wake up looking like they hit every branch on the way down the ugly tree, but a bit of makeup can work miracles. Guys can shave...or not. Makes no difference.
7. Underestimation is power
Playing dumb is considered cute, and no one suspects the cute one.
8. We’re never expected to hold the door.
And honestly, we shouldn’t want to. Doors are heavy.
9. Labor might be painful, but it has its merits.
There is very little the average man has endured that can ever rival the awesome pain tolerance a mother endures. But you know, I’d rather endure a one-time agony that might possibly include a drug-induced hallucination or three, than have to have a pair of testicles tossing to and fro between my legs.
I know we whine a lot about equality, but that doesn’t mean we want to be like men in every way. Most women are quite happy that we aren’t men. We just want you to realize, despite our differences, women are just as DESERVING of respect as you all are. Overall those women have got it pretty good. Sure there are some drawbacks, but the perks make it easier to endure all that crap while we work on making things right.