Tuesday, July 02, 2013
Twenty Euphemisms for Sex
By OFW editor: Katrina Monroe
Published: October 25, 2013

 

Sometimes, the right thing to write is “have sex.” Sometimes, “fuck” is the proper terminology for your character/scene. But what about all those other moments when neither is quite right? Behold! The answer to your sexy-time woes. Read, laugh, weep, then put the phrases into your character’s mouths. Any good ones I’ve missed?

Coitus


A bit of the ol’ in and out


Beast with two backs


Making whoopee


Horizontal hula


Feather bed jig


Sink the sausage


Feed the kitty


Barneymugging


The disappearing cane trick


Boffing/Shagging


Makin’ bacon


Buzz the brillo


How’s your father?


Roast the broomstick


Post a letter


Making feet for children’s shoes


Introduce Charley


Midnight jockey ride


Rolling the newspaper
 

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