Take Ten :: Twenty Euphemisms for Sex

Twenty Euphemisms for Sex

By OFW editor: Katrina Monroe

Published: October 25, 2013

Sometimes, the right thing to write is “have sex.” Sometimes, “fuck” is the proper terminology for your character/scene. But what about all those other moments when neither is quite right? Behold! The answer to your sexy-time woes. Read, laugh, weep, then put the phrases into your character’s mouths. Any good ones I’ve missed?

Coitus

A bit of the ol’ in and out

Beast with two backs

Making whoopee

Horizontal hula

Feather bed jig

Sink the sausage

Feed the kitty

Barneymugging

The disappearing cane trick

Boffing/Shagging

Makin’ bacon